Now Booking May 2026

We make local businesses
famous online.

Done-for-you websites, social media content, and 5-star Google reviews. So you can stop posting and start booking more clients.

No long contracts
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North America wide
🚀 10x more reach 5-star reviews on autopilot 📱 Done-for-you content 💰 No long contracts 🌎 Anywhere in North America 🐐 G.O.A.T. level results 🚀 10x more reach 5-star reviews on autopilot 📱 Done-for-you content 💰 No long contracts
The Problem

You run an amazing business. The internet doesn't know it yet.

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Dead Instagram

Last post was 4 months ago. New customers scroll right past you to your competitor.

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No Real Website

Or one that screams 2014. Either way, it's costing you bookings every single day.

Crickets on Reviews

You give 5-star service but only have 23 Google reviews. Your competitor has 400+.

No Time to Fix It

You're busy running the business. Marketing falls to the bottom of the list. Every. Single. Week.

What We Do

Three ways we make your business impossible to ignore.

Essential

🌐 Website + Reviews

Custom website that converts visitors into bookings. Plus an automated system that pulls 5-star reviews from your happy customers.

  • Custom one-page website
  • Google Business Profile makeover
  • Automated review requests via SMS
  • Monthly performance report
  • Lead form + booking integration
Most Popular

📱 Content Engine

We turn your day-to-day work into scroll-stopping Reels and carousels. You film 10 minutes, we deliver weeks of content.

  • Everything in Essential
  • 12 social posts per month (Reels + carousels)
  • Caption + hashtag strategy
  • Review response management
  • Bi-weekly check-in calls
Premium

🚀 Total Domination

The works. Website, content, paid ads, email marketing, and a strategy team that thinks about your business while you sleep.

  • Everything in Content Engine
  • 20 posts per month
  • Meta + Google ads management
  • Full multi-page website
  • Email marketing setup
  • Weekly strategy calls
How It Works

From signed up to booked solid.

1

Free Audit

Take our 60-second quiz. We'll show you exactly what's broken and what's costing you.

2

Strategy Call

20 minutes on Zoom. We map out a custom plan based on your goals and budget.

3

We Build

Website live in 7 days. Content engine running in 14. Reviews flowing in 30.

4

You Win

More calls, more bookings, more revenue. We handle everything. You handle the customers.

Free Audit

Find out what's costing you customers.

Answer 6 quick questions. We'll send you a personalized audit and book you in for a free strategy call.

Hmm, something went wrong. Please try again or email us directly at hello@socialmediagoats.com
Question 1 of 6

What kind of business do you run?

Pick the closest fit.
Question 2 of 6

What's the biggest gap right now?

No judgment, just curious.
Question 3 of 6

How many clients per month do you currently get from online?

Roughly is fine.
Question 4 of 6

What's your budget for marketing each month?

This helps us recommend the right plan.
Question 5 of 6

How fast do you want to start?

We're booking projects for May 2026.
Question 6 of 6

Where should we send your audit?

We'll review your business personally and send results within 24 hours.
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You're in.

We're personally reviewing your business right now. Expect your custom audit and a link to book your free strategy call within 24 hours. Check your email (and spam folder, just in case).

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"They tripled our bookings in 3 months. I haven't touched my Instagram since."
— Sarah K., Med Spa Owner